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so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG
Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.
Wait I don’t get it what is the kid looking at? There isn’t anything there.
wait AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THAT
The only one who sees what? It’s just a kid…
Omgomgomg . Are these people serious ? What the actual fuuuuuuuuuuck .
you clearly don’t understand if you see something else other than just a kid standing there..
… there’s a Photoshopped alien dude
Alien dude? I think you need to look again. There’s just a little boy.
Who ever took the picture is such a creeper..or maybe a mom who thought her son’s expression was cute when he got his kite stuck in a tree. The composition of the photo is perfect as well~
GAAAAAH! The only hipster thing is missing is some dull quote about life. Kids stare at the sky for no reason all the time why would you bother to take the pic? I am sure I will forget about this post as soon as I scroll down. Anyways I have bigger problems like “why am I constantly covered in permanent marker?”
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Posted on April 28, 2013 via GOT SHERLOCKED with 200,711 notes
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a bit of a downgrade don’t you think?
Posted on April 23, 2013 via home is your arms with 2,001 notes
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This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy
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Posted on April 14, 2013 via Jonno vs the internet with 274,028 notes
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Posted on April 7, 2013 via Feel free to objectify me with 31,488 notes
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“I have lived a long life and I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last great Time War, I marked the passing of the Time Lords, I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment until nothing remained, no time, no space, just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I watched universes freeze and creations burn, I have seen things you wouldn’t believe, I have lost things you will never understand - and I know things, secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken… knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze! So come on then! Take it!”
I cried thousands of tears…. Doctor you start to resemblance Ninth…and I loved him with all my hearts just as I love you and Tenth. Please don’t be sad- here have a hug. *le hug*
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Posted on April 7, 2013 via doctor who? with 4,366 notes
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my bb left me side… :(
Posted on April 7, 2013 via Time Lords and Ladies with 54,040 notes
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Posted on April 5, 2013 via with 210 notes
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(Updated Apr.5)
A quick overview of when/where we can see Alex on the big/small screen over the next few months.
April 2013:
Apr. 8: Disconnect premiere in NY. Alex will attend.
Apr. 9: Alex scheduled to appear on Live with Kelly and Micheal morning show at 9am (EST)
Apr. 12: Disconnect (limited US release)
Apr. 20: Disconnect screening at Louisiana International Film Festival
Apr. 21: The East screening at Louisiana International Film Festival
Apr. 25: What Maisie Knew screening at San Francisco International Film Festival
Apr. 29/30: The East screening at San Francisco International Film FestivalMay 2013:
May 3: What Maisie Knew (limited US release: May 3 in NY, May 17 in LA)
May 16: Disconnect release in Hong Kong
May 31: The East (limited US release)
June 2013:
Jun.16 : True Blood Season 6 premiere in the US
Jun.20 : Disconnect release in Netherlands
Jun.? : What Maisie Knew screening at Sydney International Film Festival (Date TBD)
July 2013:
Jul.4 : Disconnect release in Demark
Jul.18: The East release in GermanyAugust 2013:
Aug. 1: What Maisie Knew release in Denmark
September 2013:
Sept. 5: What Maisie Knew release in Denmark
October 2013:
Oct. 24: What Maisie Knew release in NetherlandsPls.note these dates are subject to change by distributors etc. Also, this may not be the absolute complete list; we will share updates as we learn of them.
(Sources: IMDB, Comingsoon.net)Thanks for the info! I’m feeling like I’m catching a Pokemon! xD
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OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.
You win the Internet.
NOT COOL YOU GUYS hahahahaha
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Posted on March 28, 2013 via Notice Anything To Pause Cows? with 68,897 notes
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i will never stop reblogging this.
The best gif set of 2012, HANDS DOWN.
God save the Queen.
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#and here we can observe the mating ritual of the time lords #the male time lord compliments the female on her killing abilities #the female appreciates his praises and starts the flirting #judging by their expressions both male and female enjoy the flirting #the male preens and straightens his clothes to make himself more appealing to the female #the female is smiling the whole time and presses herself against her mate’s back #their behaviour clearly indicates mutual interest and attraction #the next step is the full blown mating ritual in time lord’s blue nest (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
z cyklu “Z kamerą wśród Timelordów” :D
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sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!
I’m dying, I’m literally dying!!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD /WIPES TEARS
I will never not reblog this.
I’m like crying here hahaha.
Oh my god, you guys. ‘Jim from IT’ is SO MUCH BETTER NOW.
CRYING
I can’t even -
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Posted on March 28, 2013 via I aim to misbehave with 40,867 notes
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We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
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Posted on March 14, 2013 via Crazy Fangirl with Crazy Ideas with 96,991 notes
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